If you like pooping stories kids … well come on and gather round the camp fire.
I was on Conan last night. I hope you find it equally horrifying and enjoyable.
Via The Clearly Dope
Clearly Dope’s FAVORRRRIITTTEEEE THIINNNNNGGGSSS: Dancing with an iPod in Public: Christmas Edition. I’ve watched it three times and have gotten increasingly happier with each viewing. I’m going to give it a shot in Wal-Mart, probably going to get stabbed.
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Brian: “Big deal, you always told me I was a douche.” Stewie: “Yeah, but you were my douche Brian. My douche. Come back and be my douche again.”
(Source: hark.com)
Making love to a beautiful woman on an ice cream sandwich bed could be the Heaven all these people are talking about.
When they first meet me,
People think I’m all shy like
But then they get to know me and I’m more like






